{"id":927,"date":"2013-08-02T01:51:23","date_gmt":"2013-08-02T01:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/927\/blonde-jokes\/eye-examination\/"},"modified":"2013-07-20T04:34:41","modified_gmt":"2013-07-20T04:34:41","slug":"eye-examination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/927\/blonde-jokes\/eye-examination\/","title":{"rendered":"Eye examination"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7357\" alt=\"checking-boyfriend-bird\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/checking-boyfriend-bird-400x400.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/checking-boyfriend-bird-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/checking-boyfriend-bird-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/checking-boyfriend-bird-120x120.jpg 120w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/checking-boyfriend-bird.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.<\/p>\n<p>She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination.<\/p>\n<p>Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.<\/p>\n<p>Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Miss Smith,&#8221; he said finally, &#8220;<strong>it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination.<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/927\/blonde-jokes\/eye-examination\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. 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