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\"funny-girl-i-love-to-fart,

Is it from pussy?<\/p><\/div>\n

There was an old man in a nursing home who always fell out of his wheelchair.<\/p>\n

Finally, the nurses decided to do something about it, so they appointed a nurse to watch him all the time.<\/p>\n

He started to lean forward so the nurse stuck a pillow in front of him. Then he started to lean backward so she stuck a pillow behind him. Then he started to lean to the left so she stuck a pillow to the left of him. Then he leaned to the right and she stuck a pillow to the right of him.<\/p>\n

Later on that day, his son came to visit him. ”Dad, why do you have all those pillows around you”?<\/p>\n

”Well, the nurses around here won’t let me fart!<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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