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It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.<\/p>\n

\"funny-pose-a-girl-fucked-by-a-bear\"Jake asks her, \u201cWhat are you up to?\u201d Alice smiles, \u201cI’m going hunting with you!\u201d Jake, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along.<\/p>\n

They arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: \u201cIf you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.\u201d Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant — much less a deer.<\/p>\n

But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, \u201cGet away from my deer!\u201d Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, \u201cGet away from my deer!\u201d followed by another volley of gunfire.<\/p>\n

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, \u201cOkay, lady, okay!You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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