{"id":912,"date":"2014-06-22T07:31:44","date_gmt":"2014-06-22T07:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/912\/hospital-jokes\/last-words\/"},"modified":"2014-06-21T14:00:15","modified_gmt":"2014-06-21T14:00:15","slug":"last-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/912\/hospital-jokes\/last-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Last words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/sexy-camera-girl.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7876\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/sexy-camera-girl-400x602.jpg\" alt=\"sexy-camera-girl\" width=\"400\" height=\"602\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/sexy-camera-girl-400x602.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/sexy-camera-girl-150x225.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/sexy-camera-girl.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. 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