{"id":910,"date":"2012-07-21T10:30:14","date_gmt":"2012-07-21T10:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/910\/hospital-jokes\/the-advantages-of-being-a-doctor\/"},"modified":"2012-07-07T14:10:56","modified_gmt":"2012-07-07T14:10:56","slug":"the-advantages-of-being-a-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/910\/hospital-jokes\/the-advantages-of-being-a-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"The advantages of being a doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7011\" title=\"funny-pose-touch-my-breast\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-touch-my-breast-400x417.jpg\" alt=\"funny-pose-touch-my-breast\" width=\"400\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-touch-my-breast-400x417.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-touch-my-breast-150x156.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-touch-my-breast.jpg 465w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>&#8220;What do you want to be when you grow up?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A doctor?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And why&#8217;s that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because it&#8217;s the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/910\/hospital-jokes\/the-advantages-of-being-a-doctor\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>&#8220;What do you want to be when you grow up?&#8221; &#8220;A doctor?&#8221; &#8220;And why&#8217;s that?&#8221; &#8220;Because it&#8217;s the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19,222,13,18],"tags":[347,767,155,53,33],"class_list":["post-910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campus-jokes","category-family-jokes","category-hospital-jokes","category-office-jokes","tag-bill","tag-clothes","tag-doctor","tag-husband","tag-woman"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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