{"id":91,"date":"2014-12-19T22:00:48","date_gmt":"2014-12-19T22:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/91\/animal-jokes\/not-my-dog\/"},"modified":"2014-06-21T14:19:37","modified_gmt":"2014-06-21T14:19:37","slug":"not-my-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/91\/animal-jokes\/not-my-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Not my dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6386\" title=\"hot-dog-mating-monkey\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/hot-dog-mating-monkey.jpg\" alt=\"hot-dog-mating-monkey\" width=\"440\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/hot-dog-mating-monkey.jpg 440w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/hot-dog-mating-monkey-150x118.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/hot-dog-mating-monkey-400x316.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/>&#8221;Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?&#8221; a tourist asked. 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