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One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.”<\/p>\n

The father didn’t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying.<\/p>\n

\"A<\/a>The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.<\/p>\n

The next night, he heard his son praying again: “God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.”<\/p>\n

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.<\/p>\n

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son’s door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: “God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy.”<\/p>\n

Now the father was crapping his pants.<\/p>\n

He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor’s early the next day to make sure his health was fine.<\/p>\n

When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.<\/p>\n

She said, “Thank God you’re here — we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning<\/strong>!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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