{"id":9,"date":"2011-11-22T14:32:33","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T14:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/9\/animal-jokes\/baby-turtle\/"},"modified":"2011-11-12T14:45:40","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T14:45:40","slug":"baby-turtle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/9\/animal-jokes\/baby-turtle\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Turtle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/diving-under-the-water.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6329\" title=\"diving-under-the-water\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/diving-under-the-water-400x290.jpg\" alt=\"diving-under-the-water\" width=\"400\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/diving-under-the-water-400x290.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/diving-under-the-water-150x109.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/diving-under-the-water.jpg 575w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. 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