{"id":897,"date":"2012-10-23T08:28:49","date_gmt":"2012-10-23T08:28:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/897\/people-jokes\/gassy-granny\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T03:13:36","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T03:13:36","slug":"gassy-granny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/897\/people-jokes\/gassy-granny\/","title":{"rendered":"Gassy granny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7232\" title=\"photo-bomb-mating-animals\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo-bomb-mating-animals-400x298.jpg\" alt=\"photo-bomb-mating-animals\" width=\"400\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo-bomb-mating-animals-400x298.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo-bomb-mating-animals-150x111.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/photo-bomb-mating-animals.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, &#8220;I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn&#8217;t bother me too much. 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Now that we&#8217;ve cleared up your sinuses, let&#8217;s work on your hearing&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/897\/people-jokes\/gassy-granny\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, &#8220;I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn&#8217;t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. 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