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A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He’d always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he’d become a mechanic.<\/p>\n

\"three-girls-without-underwear\"So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine completely and reassemble it back into perfect working order.<\/p>\n

So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited his results. The day he received the results, he got quite a surprise — he got 150%.<\/p>\n

He quickly phoned the instructor and asked about the high mark. The instructor said, \u201cNo, that’s right. First, I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine — a very thorough job. Next, I gave you 50% for reassembling it — a fantastic job really. And then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the tail pipe.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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