{"id":868,"date":"2013-03-21T07:07:27","date_gmt":"2013-03-21T07:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/868\/people-jokes\/college-entrance-exam-for-football-players\/"},"modified":"2013-03-16T08:37:58","modified_gmt":"2013-03-16T08:37:58","slug":"college-entrance-exam-for-football-players","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/868\/people-jokes\/college-entrance-exam-for-football-players\/","title":{"rendered":"College entrance exam: for football players"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7515\" alt=\"roosters-playing-soccer\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/roosters-playing-soccer-400x288.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/roosters-playing-soccer-400x288.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/roosters-playing-soccer-150x108.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/roosters-playing-soccer.jpg 569w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.<\/p>\n<p>1. 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Name the previous five.<\/p>\n<p>EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/868\/people-jokes\/college-entrance-exam-for-football-players\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify. 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. 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