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\"two-beers-are-better-than-one\"Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water.<\/p>\n

One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish.<\/p>\n

The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world. With a poof! the wish was granted.<\/p>\n

All of a sudden, one of the men got really angry.<\/p>\n

“Dammit! Now we have to piss in the boat<\/strong>!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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