{"id":85,"date":"2011-12-18T13:48:15","date_gmt":"2011-12-18T13:48:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/85\/animal-jokes\/dragging-feet\/"},"modified":"2011-12-11T07:02:17","modified_gmt":"2011-12-11T07:02:17","slug":"dragging-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/85\/animal-jokes\/dragging-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"Dragging feet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6418\" title=\"funny-fountain-peeing-woman\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-fountain-peeing-woman-400x312.jpg\" alt=\"funny-fountain-peeing-woman\" width=\"400\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-fountain-peeing-woman-400x312.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-fountain-peeing-woman-150x117.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-fountain-peeing-woman.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.<\/p>\n<p>Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.<\/p>\n<p>As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, &#8221;Vietnam, 1969.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The other points his thumb behind him and says, &#8221;Dog crap, 20 feet back.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/85\/animal-jokes\/dragging-feet\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. 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