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\"bear-playing-camera\"One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.<\/p>\n

The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, a minute later, the same guy joined him.<\/p>\n

This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard, and wrote, “How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?”<\/p>\n

The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, “I’m drowning, you moron!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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