{"id":84,"date":"2011-11-30T05:49:08","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T05:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/"},"modified":"2011-11-26T03:46:18","modified_gmt":"2011-11-26T03:46:18","slug":"parrot-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"Parrot talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6355\" title=\"funny-bird-pooping-on-people\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg\" alt=\"funny-bird-pooping-on-people\" width=\"400\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-150x128.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot.<\/p>\n<p>He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it.  The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, &#8221;That parrot repeats everything he hears.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;That&#8217;s alright,&#8221; the man replied.<\/p>\n<p>So the man bought the parrot and left the store.<\/p>\n<p>As he was walking down the street, he saw a cop chasing a robber.<\/p>\n<p>The cop hollered to his partner, &#8221;Shoot him down, shoot him down!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then the parrot said, &#8221;Shoot him down, shoot him down!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They kept walking and found a man who was trying to pry his car off the ground with a crowbar because his wheels had been stolen.<\/p>\n<p>The man said, &#8221;Pop it up, pop it up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The parrot said, &#8221;Pop it up, pop it up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They kept on walking to a carnival.  A guy at a gamestand yelled, &#8221;Hit a big one, win a prize!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The parrot said, &#8221;Hit a big one, win a prize!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then they walked into a church and sat down.<\/p>\n<p>The minister was in the middle of the sermon.<\/p>\n<p>He said, &#8221;The Lord is above us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The parrot said, &#8221;Shoot him down,shoot him down!&#8221;<br \/>\nThe minister said, &#8221;The devil is below us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The parrot said, &#8221;Pop it up, pop it up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then the minister got angry and threw a bible at the parrot.  The parrot ducked and the bible hit a fat lady behind him.<\/p>\n<p>The parrot said,&#8221; Hit a big one, win a prize!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,201],"tags":[25,62,185,426,183,1046,7,184],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-jokes","category-church-jokes","tag-animal","tag-car","tag-church","tag-game","tag-parrot","tag-pet","tag-police","tag-talk"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Parrot talk -Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Parrot talk -Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2011-11-30T05:49:08+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"headline\":\"Parrot talk\",\"datePublished\":\"2011-11-30T05:49:08+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":259,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"animal\",\"car\",\"church\",\"game\",\"parrot\",\"pet\",\"police\",\"talk\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Animal Jokes\",\"Church and God Jokes\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/\",\"name\":\"Parrot talk -Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2011-11-30T05:49:08+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/84\\\/animal-jokes\\\/parrot-talk\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Parrot talk\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\",\"name\":\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"description\":\"the best collection of clean jokes\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\",\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"caption\":\"JokesLab\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/author\\\/adminblog\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Parrot talk -Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Parrot talk -Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","og_description":"One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;","og_url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/","og_site_name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","article_published_time":"2011-11-30T05:49:08+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"JokesLab","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"JokesLab","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/"},"author":{"name":"JokesLab","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"headline":"Parrot talk","datePublished":"2011-11-30T05:49:08+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/"},"wordCount":259,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg","keywords":["animal","car","church","game","parrot","pet","police","talk"],"articleSection":["Animal Jokes","Church and God Jokes"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/","name":"Parrot talk -Animal Jokes, Church and God Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg","datePublished":"2011-11-30T05:49:08+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-bird-pooping-on-people-400x342.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/84\/animal-jokes\/parrot-talk\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Parrot talk"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/","name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","description":"the best collection of clean jokes","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34","name":"JokesLab","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","caption":"JokesLab"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/jokeslab.com"],"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/author\/adminblog\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":98,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/98\/animal-jokes\/naughty-parrot\/","url_meta":{"origin":84,"position":0},"title":"Naughty parrot","author":"JokesLab","date":"December 16, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!\" The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said \"Hey, lady! You're really ugly!\" She was\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Animal Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Animal Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/animal-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-cat-massage","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-cat-massage.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1685,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1685\/animal-jokes\/parrot-spy\/","url_meta":{"origin":84,"position":1},"title":"Parrot spy","author":"JokesLab","date":"July 6, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"One day I guy walks past a shop and saw a parrot. He said \"I will get him to watch my wife at home\". But the parrot had no legs so it hung by its dick. He took the parrot home and said \"Watch my wife, I think she's cheating\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Animal Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Animal Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/animal-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":95,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/95\/animal-jokes\/singing-parrot\/","url_meta":{"origin":84,"position":2},"title":"Singing parrot","author":"JokesLab","date":"April 13, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store looking for a parrot. The salesperson showed the man to a very beautiful parrot. ''It's beautiful!'' cried the man, ''Does he do any tricks?'' ''Yes he does,'' answered the salesman.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Animal Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Animal Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/animal-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-wrong-job-music-player","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-wrong-job-music-player-400x564.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":132,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/132\/animal-jokes\/the-magician-and-the-parrot\/","url_meta":{"origin":84,"position":3},"title":"The magician and the parrot","author":"JokesLab","date":"January 21, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, \u201che has a card up his sleeve\u201d or \u201che has a dove in his pocket.\u201d One day the ship sank and the magician and the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Animal Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Animal Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/animal-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-duck-thief","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-duck-thief.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":108,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/108\/animal-jokes\/parrot-and-the-robber\/","url_meta":{"origin":84,"position":4},"title":"Parrot and the robber","author":"JokesLab","date":"December 12, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!''while he rummaged through the desk. He replied, ''Who said that?!'' Once again he heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching you!'' The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Animal Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Animal Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/animal-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"sex-education-condom-protect-yourself","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sex-education-condom-protect-yourself.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2010,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2010\/animal-jokes\/a-parrot-on-the-plane\/","url_meta":{"origin":84,"position":5},"title":"A parrot on the plane","author":"JokesLab","date":"July 13, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks \"And get me a whisky you cow!\" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Animal Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Animal Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/animal-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"sex-education-she-may-look-clean-but","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sex-education-she-may-look-clean-but.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}