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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,<\/p>\n

\"funny-Japanese-bra-cone\"“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”<\/p>\n

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”<\/p>\n

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.<\/p>\n

He asks, “And what are those?”<\/p>\n

The Aussie, fed up with the Texan’s bragging replies with an incredulous look,
\n“What, don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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