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\nFirearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed
\nModel and year of your pickup: ___________194_
\nNewspapers\/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest
\n___ Number of times you’ve seen a UFO ___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis ___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO
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