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This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.<\/p>\n

He says to the clerk, “I’d like to register my new invention. It’s a folding bottle.”<\/p>\n

\"wearable-nintendo\"“OK,” says the clerk. “What do you call it?”<\/p>\n

“A fottle, replies the inventor.”<\/p>\n

“A fottle? That’s stupid! Can’t you think of something else?”<\/p>\n

“I can think about it. I’ve got something else though. It’s a folding carton.”<\/p>\n

“And what do you call that?” asks the clerk.<\/p>\n

“A farton”, replies the inventor.<\/p>\n

“That’s rude. You can’t possibly call it that!”<\/p>\n

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