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Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child.<\/p>\n

\"funny-play-boy-cover-girl\"So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, “You’re kidnapped, so be quiet and don’t give me any trouble.”<\/p>\n

The little boy, too startled to do anything stands there in shock. The Blonde then pulls out a note that reads:<\/p>\n

I am a desperate Blonde hard up for money. I have kidnapped you kid and if you ever want to see him again you arrange for 5,000 dollars in non-sequencial, unmarked bills to be put next to this tree by 12:00 tonight, or else.<\/p>\n

She hands the note to the kid and tells him to give it to his mother. The next day the Blonde finds the bag of money next to the tree. Inside the bag is a little note that reads:<\/p>\n

Here is the money. How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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