{"id":762,"date":"2013-01-11T03:50:09","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T03:50:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/762\/people-jokes\/burger-king\/"},"modified":"2013-01-11T03:52:28","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T03:52:28","slug":"burger-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/762\/people-jokes\/burger-king\/","title":{"rendered":"Burger King"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7392\" alt=\"black-burger\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/black-burger1-400x533.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/black-burger1-400x533.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/black-burger1-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/black-burger1.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. 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