{"id":76,"date":"2012-03-06T21:37:08","date_gmt":"2012-03-06T21:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/76\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-swimming\/"},"modified":"2012-02-25T03:59:11","modified_gmt":"2012-02-25T03:59:11","slug":"blonde-swimming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/76\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-swimming\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde swimming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6579\" title=\"funny-girl-smelling-her-breast\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-girl-smelling-her-breast-400x318.jpg\" alt=\"funny-girl-smelling-her-breast\" width=\"400\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-girl-smelling-her-breast-400x318.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-girl-smelling-her-breast-150x119.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-girl-smelling-her-breast.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees another blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield.<\/p>\n<p>Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells to the blonde in the cornfield: &#8220;Hey, if I knew how to swim, I&#8217;d go right out there and give you a piece of my mind!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/76\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-swimming\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees another blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield. 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