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Three railroad construction workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.<\/p>\n

“Man,” the Chinese man says. “If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I’ll kill myself.”<\/p>\n

“Man,” the Italian says. “If I get another slice of pizza in my lunch, I’ll kill myself.”<\/p>\n

“Man,” the redneck says. “If I get another ham ‘n’ cheese sandwich in my lunch, I’ll kill myself.”<\/p>\n

The next day, all three men get the same lunches, and they all three throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral, everybody’s crying.<\/p>\n

“This is all my fault!” says the Chinese man’s wife. “If only I hadn’t packed an egg roll that day.”<\/p>\n

“This is all my fault!” says the Italian’s wife. “If only I hadn’t packed a slice of pizza that day.”<\/p>\n

“Don’t look at me,” says the redneck’s wife. “He packed his own lunch.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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