{"id":74,"date":"2014-05-19T01:31:45","date_gmt":"2014-05-19T01:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/74\/blonde-jokes\/how-do-blonde-braincells-die\/"},"modified":"2014-04-12T08:06:33","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T08:06:33","slug":"how-do-blonde-braincells-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/74\/blonde-jokes\/how-do-blonde-braincells-die\/","title":{"rendered":"How do blonde braincells die?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How do blonde braincells die?<br \/>\nA: Alone.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-6577\" title=\"playboy-real-boobs\" alt=\"How do blonde braincells die?\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/playboy-real-boobs.jpg\" width=\"668\" height=\"891\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/playboy-real-boobs.jpg 668w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/playboy-real-boobs-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/playboy-real-boobs-400x533.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 668px) 100vw, 668px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/74\/blonde-jokes\/how-do-blonde-braincells-die\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Q: How do blonde braincells die? 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