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There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.<\/p>\n

\"funny-wrong-job-ice-cream-maker\"She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.<\/p>\n

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.<\/p>\n

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.<\/p>\n

As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.<\/p>\n

“Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?” She looked at him and indignantly replied: “Well Duhhh!, I’m still winning”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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