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In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.<\/p>\n

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.” Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.<\/p>\n

“Whoa there Scotty!” said the doctor. “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down… I think there’s yet another wee one to come.” Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.<\/p>\n

“No, no, don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man… It seems there’s yet another one besides!” cried the doctor.<\/p>\n

The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. “Do you think it’s the light that’s attractin’ them?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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