{"id":709,"date":"2012-04-09T19:50:16","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T19:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/709\/people-jokes\/sunbath\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T13:45:57","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T13:45:57","slug":"sunbath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/709\/people-jokes\/sunbath\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunbath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6705\" title=\"funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo.jpg\" alt=\"funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo\" width=\"450\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo-150x120.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo-400x322.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof.<\/p>\n<p>When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. 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