{"id":708,"date":"2012-04-09T03:47:51","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T03:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/708\/office-jokes\/ready-to-go-home\/"},"modified":"2012-04-07T13:42:12","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T13:42:12","slug":"ready-to-go-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/708\/office-jokes\/ready-to-go-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Ready to go home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6703\" title=\"funny-erection-in-progress\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/funny-erection-in-progress-keep-clear-400x305.jpg\" alt=\"funny-erection-in-progress\" width=\"400\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/funny-erection-in-progress-keep-clear-400x305.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/funny-erection-in-progress-keep-clear-150x114.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/funny-erection-in-progress-keep-clear.jpg 575w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. 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