{"id":705,"date":"2013-06-26T10:46:13","date_gmt":"2013-06-26T10:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/705\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/3-eggs-and-10000-dollars\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T13:48:06","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T13:48:06","slug":"3-eggs-and-10000-dollars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/705\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/3-eggs-and-10000-dollars\/","title":{"rendered":"3 eggs and 10,000 dollars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7342\" alt=\"cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend1-400x417.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend1-400x417.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend1-150x156.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cheater-girl-with-boyfriends-friend1.jpg 580w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box.<\/p>\n<p>Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, that,&#8221; Frank said. &#8220;Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box.&#8221; Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn&#8217;t so bad.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But what about the 10,000 dollars?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Every time I got a dozen, I sold them.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/705\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/3-eggs-and-10000-dollars\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. 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