{"id":703,"date":"2014-04-23T02:44:42","date_gmt":"2014-04-23T02:44:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/703\/miscellaneous-jokes\/spelling\/"},"modified":"2014-04-12T07:51:51","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T07:51:51","slug":"spelling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/703\/miscellaneous-jokes\/spelling\/","title":{"rendered":"Spelling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kim-jong-un-holding-durex.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7578\" alt=\"Spelling\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kim-jong-un-holding-durex-400x307.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"307\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kim-jong-un-holding-durex-400x307.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kim-jong-un-holding-durex-150x115.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/kim-jong-un-holding-durex.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>A man came in to heaven and God wanted to go on a vacation so he asked the man to take over while he was away.<\/p>\n<p>God told the man to give everyone a test before letting them into heaven. 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