{"id":692,"date":"2013-05-31T12:13:24","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T12:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/692\/office-jokes\/intelligent-comments\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T04:57:26","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T04:57:26","slug":"intelligent-comments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/692\/office-jokes\/intelligent-comments\/","title":{"rendered":"Intelligent comments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How do you know when a man&#8217;s going to say something intelligent?<\/p>\n<p>He starts his sentence with &#8221;A woman told me&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7587\" alt=\"geek-girl-push-the-right-button\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/geek-girl-push-the-right-button-400x299.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/geek-girl-push-the-right-button-400x299.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/geek-girl-push-the-right-button-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/geek-girl-push-the-right-button.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/692\/office-jokes\/intelligent-comments\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>How do you know when a man&#8217;s going to say something intelligent? 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