{"id":691,"date":"2013-06-05T02:12:23","date_gmt":"2013-06-05T02:12:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/691\/people-jokes\/age-guessing\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T05:12:37","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T05:12:37","slug":"age-guessing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/691\/people-jokes\/age-guessing\/","title":{"rendered":"Age guessing"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6040\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6040\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6040\" alt=\"real-porn-star\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/real-porn-star-300x208.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/real-porn-star-300x208.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/real-porn-star.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-6040\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I enjoy my job.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. 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