{"id":688,"date":"2014-01-11T15:54:36","date_gmt":"2014-01-11T15:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/688\/short-q-a\/pms-and-a-terrorist\/"},"modified":"2013-12-28T10:28:10","modified_gmt":"2013-12-28T10:28:10","slug":"pms-and-a-terrorist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/688\/short-q-a\/pms-and-a-terrorist\/","title":{"rendered":"The difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How can you tell the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?<\/p>\n<p>Terrorists can be negotiated with.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/terrosists-in-beach1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7355\" alt=\"The difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/terrosists-in-beach1.jpg\" width=\"570\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/terrosists-in-beach1.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/terrosists-in-beach1-150x97.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/terrosists-in-beach1-400x259.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/688\/short-q-a\/pms-and-a-terrorist\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>How can you tell the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? 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