{"id":686,"date":"2014-04-21T16:52:50","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T16:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/686\/people-jokes\/solitary-confinement\/"},"modified":"2014-04-12T07:50:08","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T07:50:08","slug":"solitary-confinement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/686\/people-jokes\/solitary-confinement\/","title":{"rendered":"Solitary confinement: anybody got a match?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/big-boobs-and-funny-baby.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7843\" alt=\"Solitary confinement: anybody got a match?\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/big-boobs-and-funny-baby-400x531.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/big-boobs-and-funny-baby-400x531.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/big-boobs-and-funny-baby-150x199.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/big-boobs-and-funny-baby.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they&#8217;re all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. 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