{"id":682,"date":"2013-06-01T13:48:49","date_gmt":"2013-06-01T13:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/682\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/men-and-diapers\/"},"modified":"2013-05-25T04:59:19","modified_gmt":"2013-05-25T04:59:19","slug":"men-and-diapers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/682\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/men-and-diapers\/","title":{"rendered":"Men and diapers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why are men like diapers?<\/p>\n<p>They are always on my ass and full of shit &#8211; thank goodness they&#8217;re disposable!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7557\" alt=\"funny-guy-with-girl-on-thighs\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-guy-with-girl-on-thighs.jpg\" width=\"570\" height=\"524\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-guy-with-girl-on-thighs.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-guy-with-girl-on-thighs-150x137.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-guy-with-girl-on-thighs-400x367.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/682\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/men-and-diapers\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Why are men like diapers? 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