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“Do you want to go in the backseat?”<\/p>\n

“No.” Unfazed, they continue making out. The guy trys again.<\/p>\n

“Do you want to go in the backseat?”<\/p>\n

“No.” A little frustrated, the man decides to ignore it. They continue to get pretty into it. Soon, the man figures he can ask again.<\/p>\n

“Do you want to go in the backseat?”<\/p>\n

“No.”<\/p>\n

“Why not?”<\/p>\n

“Because I want to stay up here with you.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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