{"id":68,"date":"2011-12-06T14:00:40","date_gmt":"2011-12-06T14:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/68\/people-jokes\/one-good-deed\/"},"modified":"2011-11-27T02:57:55","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T02:57:55","slug":"one-good-deed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/68\/people-jokes\/one-good-deed\/","title":{"rendered":"One good deed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy just died and he&#8217;s at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafin&#8217; through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy. St. Peter goes through the Book several times and furrows his brow.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6382\" title=\"funny-erection\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-erection-400x344.jpg\" alt=\"funny-erection\" width=\"400\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-erection-400x344.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-erection-150x129.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-erection.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>&#8220;You know, I can&#8217;t see that you ever did anything really bad in your life, but you never did anything really good either. 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Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'&#8221; St. Peter, impressed, says, &#8220;Really? When did this happen?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, about two minutes ago.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/68\/people-jokes\/one-good-deed\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A guy just died and he&#8217;s at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafin&#8217; through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy. 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