{"id":675,"date":"2012-01-24T12:29:35","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T12:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/675\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/parking-lots-and-man\/"},"modified":"2012-01-22T02:42:42","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T02:42:42","slug":"parking-lots-and-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/675\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/parking-lots-and-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking lots and  man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How are men and parking spots the same?<\/p>\n<p>All the good ones are taken, and the rest are   handicapped!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6516\" title=\"funny-blonde-parking-2\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-blonde-parking-2.jpg\" alt=\"funny-blonde-parking-2\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-blonde-parking-2.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-blonde-parking-2-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/funny-blonde-parking-2-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/675\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/parking-lots-and-man\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>How are men and parking spots the same? 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