{"id":672,"date":"2012-01-26T12:27:03","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T12:27:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/672\/bar-jokes\/time-to-go-home\/"},"modified":"2012-01-22T02:50:27","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T02:50:27","slug":"time-to-go-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/672\/bar-jokes\/time-to-go-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Time to go home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day&#8217;s work to relax.  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