{"id":670,"date":"2012-01-27T12:25:02","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T12:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/670\/restaurant-jokes\/compliments\/"},"modified":"2012-01-22T02:56:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T02:56:31","slug":"compliments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/670\/restaurant-jokes\/compliments\/","title":{"rendered":"Compliments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6522\" title=\"yard-sign-cheating-husband\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/yard-sign-cheating-husband.jpg\" alt=\"yard-sign-cheating-husband\" width=\"499\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/yard-sign-cheating-husband.jpg 499w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/yard-sign-cheating-husband-150x161.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/yard-sign-cheating-husband-400x431.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/>Three couples went to a restaurant. 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