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A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….Run!”<\/p>\n

\"funny-ad-bad-breath-aquafresh\"The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bastard, r-run will ya!”<\/p>\n

A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams “R-r-run ya bastard, r-r-run will ya!”<\/p>\n

The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells “R-r-run ya bastard, r-r-run!”<\/p>\n

All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, “He doesn’t have to run, he’s got four balls.”<\/p>\n

After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, “Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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