{"id":669,"date":"2012-01-28T12:23:24","date_gmt":"2012-01-28T12:23:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/669\/sports-jokes\/fishing\/"},"modified":"2012-01-22T03:01:30","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T03:01:30","slug":"fishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/669\/sports-jokes\/fishing\/","title":{"rendered":"Fishing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6524\" title=\"cheater-one-man-with-two-women\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-one-man-with-two-women.jpg\" alt=\"cheater-one-man-with-two-women\" width=\"580\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-one-man-with-two-women.jpg 580w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-one-man-with-two-women-150x75.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cheater-one-man-with-two-women-400x200.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/>A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, &#8220;Something has just come up. 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