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An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. \u201cMa’am,\u201d said the cop, \u201cI’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"funny-bicycle-for-couple\"\u201cOh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,\u201d responded the Amish lady.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat’s fine. Another thing, ma’am. I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that right away!\u201d instructed the cop.<\/p>\n

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, dear, what exactly did he say?\u201d asked Jacob.<\/p>\n

\u201cHe said the reflector is broken,\u201d replied the lady.<\/p>\n

\u201cI can fix that in two minutes. What else?\u201d wondered Jacob.<\/p>\n

\u201cI’m not sure, Jacob… something about the emergency brake,\u201d said the lady.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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