{"id":665,"date":"2012-02-01T11:13:13","date_gmt":"2012-02-01T11:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/665\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/toy-cars-and-breastices\/"},"modified":"2012-01-22T05:37:48","modified_gmt":"2012-01-22T05:37:48","slug":"toy-cars-and-breastices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/665\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/toy-cars-and-breastices\/","title":{"rendered":"Toy cars and breastices"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6532\" title=\"porn-snow-man\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/porn-snow-man.jpg\" alt=\"porn-snow-man\" width=\"450\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/porn-snow-man.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/porn-snow-man-150x111.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/porn-snow-man-400x296.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>What do women&#8217;s breasts and toy cars have in common?<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re meant for kids but dads end up playing with both!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/665\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/toy-cars-and-breastices\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>What do women&#8217;s breasts and toy cars have in common? 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