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\"Top<\/a>10. I think of you as a brother.Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in ‘Deliverance.’<\/p>\n

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don’t want to do my dad.<\/p>\n

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.<\/p>\n

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.<\/p>\n

6. I’ve got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.<\/p>\n

5. I don’t date men where I work.Translation: I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.<\/p>\n

4. It’s not you, it’s me.Translation: It’s you.<\/p>\n

3. I’m concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.<\/p>\n

2. I’m celibate. Translation: I’ve sworn off only the men like you.<\/p>\n

1. Let’s be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s the male perspective thing.<\/p>\n

Top 10 Male Rejection Lines (Translated!)<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. I think of you as a sister. Translation: You’re ugly.<\/p>\n

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.Translation: You’re ugly.<\/p>\n

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. Translation: You’re ugly.<\/p>\n

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: You’re ugly.<\/p>\n

6. I’ve got a girlfriend. Translation: You’re ugly.<\/p>\n

5. I don’t date women where I work.Translation: You’re ugly.<\/p>\n

4. It’s not you, it’s me. Translation: You’re ugly.<\/p>\n

3. I’m concentrating on my career. Translation: You’re ugly.<\/p>\n

2. I’m celibate.Translation: You’re ugly.<\/p>\n

1. Let’s be friends. Translation: You’re sinfully ugly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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