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\"funny-shadow-illusion-not-breast-just-cups\"Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight in to their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:<\/p>\n

1. The whole thing all at once.
\n2. One bite at a time
\n3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
\n4. In little feverish nibbles.
\n5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee…).
\n6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
\n7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
\n8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
\n9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
\n10. I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like Oreos.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Your Personality:<\/p>\n

1. The whole thing –\u00a0 this means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.<\/p>\n

2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way.\u00a0 Just like them, you lack imagination, but that’s OK, not to worry, you’re normal.<\/p>\n

3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the Point of being anal retentive and irritating to others.\u00a0 Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going to go the speed limit<\/p>\n

4. Feverish Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly.\u00a0 You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental break downs run in your family.\u00a0 Valium and Ritalin would do you good.<\/p>\n

5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always upbeat.\u00a0 You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations in to good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.<\/p>\n

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities.\u00a0 You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal,behavior.<\/p>\n

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away.\u00a0 You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that’s OK, you don’t care, you got yours.<\/p>\n

8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.<\/p>\n

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help- immediately.<\/p>\n

10. I don’t have a favorite way, I don’t like Oreo cookies.\u00a0 You probably come from a rich\u00a0 family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants.\u00a0 You\u00a0 are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right.\u00a0 You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna.\u00a0 There’s just no pleasing you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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