{"id":659,"date":"2012-01-12T10:04:11","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T10:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/659\/hospital-jokes\/bad-luck\/"},"modified":"2012-01-08T01:28:02","modified_gmt":"2012-01-08T01:28:02","slug":"bad-luck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/659\/hospital-jokes\/bad-luck\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad luck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman&#8217;s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6489\" title=\"funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-dream\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-dream.jpg\" alt=\"funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-dream\" width=\"550\" height=\"693\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-dream.jpg 550w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-dream-150x189.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-and-sexy-ads-mens-dream-400x504.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/>When he came to,he motioned for her to come nearer.<\/p>\n<p>As she sat by him, he said, &#8220;You know what?You have been with me all through the bad times. 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