{"id":658,"date":"2012-01-13T09:02:19","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T09:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/658\/office-jokes\/the-rules-by-her\/"},"modified":"2012-01-08T01:53:24","modified_gmt":"2012-01-08T01:53:24","slug":"the-rules-by-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/658\/office-jokes\/the-rules-by-her\/","title":{"rendered":"The rules (by her)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6491\" title=\"how-to-get-a-man-to-wash-his-hands\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/how-to-get-a-man-to-wash-his-hands.jpg\" alt=\"how-to-get-a-man-to-wash-his-hands\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/how-to-get-a-man-to-wash-his-hands.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/how-to-get-a-man-to-wash-his-hands-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/how-to-get-a-man-to-wash-his-hands-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>1. The Female always makes THE RULES.<br \/>\n2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.<br \/>\n3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.<br \/>\n4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE   RULES, she must immediately change some of THE   RULES.<br \/>\n5. The Female is never wrong.<br \/>\n6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is   because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by   something the Male did or said wrong.<br \/>\n7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize   immediately for causing the misunderstanding.<br \/>\n8. The Female can change her mind at any time.<br \/>\n9. The Male must never change his mind without the   express, written consent of The Female.<br \/>\n10. The Female has every right to be angry or   upset at any time.<br \/>\n11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless   the Female wants him to be angry or upset.<br \/>\n12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let   the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or   upset.<br \/>\n13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the   Female at all times.<br \/>\n14. At all times, what is important is what the   Female meant, not what she said.<br \/>\n15. If the Male doesn&#8217;t abide by THE RULES, it is   because he can&#8217;t take the heat, lacks backbone,   and is a wimp.<br \/>\n16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null   and void and the Male must cater to her every   whim.<br \/>\n17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result   in bodily harm.<br \/>\n18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is   right, he must refer to Rule #5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/658\/office-jokes\/the-rules-by-her\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/658\/office-jokes\/the-rules-by-her\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[222,18,21,20],"tags":[417,398,416,34,577,424,33],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-jokes","category-office-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","category-top-10-list","tag-female","tag-home","tag-male","tag-man","tag-office","tag-rule","tag-woman"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>The rules (by her) -Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/658\/office-jokes\/the-rules-by-her\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The rules (by her) -Family Jokes, Office Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"1. 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