{"id":65,"date":"2012-01-19T02:31:22","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T02:31:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/65\/animal-jokes\/on-the-roof\/"},"modified":"2012-01-08T02:16:37","modified_gmt":"2012-01-08T02:16:37","slug":"on-the-roof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/65\/animal-jokes\/on-the-roof\/","title":{"rendered":"On the roof"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. 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