{"id":643,"date":"2012-11-23T09:41:54","date_gmt":"2012-11-23T09:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/643\/office-jokes\/good-or-bad\/"},"modified":"2012-11-13T09:13:04","modified_gmt":"2012-11-13T09:13:04","slug":"good-or-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/643\/office-jokes\/good-or-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Good or bad?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7290\" title=\"casual-wedding\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/casual-wedding-400x288.jpg\" alt=\"casual-wedding\" width=\"400\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/casual-wedding-400x288.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/casual-wedding-150x108.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/casual-wedding.jpg 569w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go?<\/p>\n<p>Man: Well, we got married.<\/p>\n<p>Clerk: That&#8217;s good!<\/p>\n<p>Man: No, that&#8217;s bad. I wasn&#8217;t wearing any clothes.<\/p>\n<p>Clerk: Oh that is bad!<\/p>\n<p>Man: No, that&#8217;s good &#8212; she didn&#8217;t care and she&#8217;s rich.<\/p>\n<p>Clerk: Oh, that is good.<\/p>\n<p>Man: No, that&#8217;s bad. She won&#8217;t give me any or spend any of it.<\/p>\n<p>Clerk: Oh, that&#8217;s bad.<\/p>\n<p>Man: No, that&#8217;s good: She bought a house.<\/p>\n<p>Clerk: Oh, that&#8217;s good.<\/p>\n<p>Man: No, that&#8217;s bad &#8212; it burned down.<\/p>\n<p>Clerk: Oh that is bad.<\/p>\n<p>Man: No that&#8217;s good &#8212; she was in it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/643\/office-jokes\/good-or-bad\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him&#8230;. Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go? Man: Well, we got married. Clerk: That&#8217;s good! Man: No, that&#8217;s bad. 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