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\"camera-woman-in-summer\"A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking girl and, somewhat improbably, asked her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby. For whatever reason, she decided to do it.<\/p>\n

When she told her mother what happened, her mother scolded her: “Don’t you understand that they only wanted to see your underwear?”<\/p>\n

The girl was understandably upset at being very stupid and naive, and decided to show those boys a thing or two.<\/p>\n

The next day, they repeated their request, and when she came home she was beaming. “What are you so happy about?” asked her mother. “I totally showed them. Today I didn’t even WEAR underwear.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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